Lil John: ‘Schatz, Shots, Schatz, Shots, Everybody!’

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A blogger for The Washington Times has sampled “Shots” from “Celebrity Apprentice” semi-finalist Lil John for a new rap inspired by new U.S. Sen. Brian Schatz:

“When I arrive on the Hill, all eyes on me.
In the Democratic party, all drinks are free.
We’re drunken spenders, we’re so far gone.
It’s fiscal cliff time, so jump on down!

Schatz, Schatz, Schatz, Schatz Schatz,
Schatz, Schatz, Schatz, Schatz Schatz,
Schatz, Schatz, Schatz, Schatz Schatz,
Schatz, everybody!

The ladies love us, when we give free stuff
From contraception, to other needless fluff
We’re drunk on power, how ‘bout you?
Bottoms up, let’s go round two

Schatz, Schatz, Schatz, Schatz Schatz,

Schatz, Schatz, Schatz, Schatz Schatz,
Schatz, Schatz, Schatz, Schatz Schatz,
Schatz, everybody!

Schatz, Schatz, Schatz, Schatz Schatz,

Schatz, Schatz, Schatz, Schatz Schatz,
Schatz, Schatz, Schatz, Schatz Schatz,
Schatz, everybody!

If you ain’t drunk on power, get out of Congress
If you ain’t drunk on power, get out of the White House
If you ain’t cliff diving, get out of government
Now where are my spendaholics? Printing presses go!

Schatz, Schatz, Schatz, Schatz Schatz,
Schatz, everybody!”

 —Chad Blair

Photo courtesy Philip Nelson.

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